This “Snake Juice” is practically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.
My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow
I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
Dascha Polanco attends Us Weekly’s Most Stylish New Yorkers of 2014 at Diamond Horseshoe at the Paramount Hotel on September 10, 2014
"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."