Trade Mistakes For Sheep

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

enthusiastically-infatuated:

I think the hardest thing about finding a new doctor is finding a british actor who hasn’t already been on doctor who.

holynipples:

if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like

shoutpolesforeyes:

That’s a nice jacket you’ve got there.

I wonder what color it is.

georgeknightley:

literally one of the best things in the hobbit was gandalf constantly counting the dwarfs like an exasperated teacher on a school trip

urbantampon:

i am bed bath and beyond done with you right now